I think my child is on drugs: she sleeps a lot, isn’t talking to us, has violent mood swings and is hungry all the time. What should I do?
Concerned Father
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September 5th, 2008 at 13:47 UTC
Dear Concerned Father,
Enjoy the lack of talking and over sleeping, believe me, that will stop all too soon! With regard to the violent mood swings, I have always found that hiding myself away during them works wonders. Finally, it is generally advisable to feed the little monsters when hungry or the violent mood swings get worse (NB. occasionally feeding after midnight is not a good idea… remember Gremlins ?!)
Yours,
Agony Aunty N
September 5th, 2008 at 16:29 UTC
She’s probably just becoming a sysadmin. Show her pictures of doctors, lawyers and diplomats and it should be fine.